"We're going to Disneyland" is something that most children of any age would be happy to hear. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean that the adult saying it is a great parent though, as these two terrible tales can attest. There have been several occasions where adults have wanted to ride some of the more mature rides, but been unable to thanks to their young companions. In one incident, a woman attempted to smuggle a child onto the Indiana Jones ride. She wore a huge jacket and had her kid stuffed inside, presumably trying to appear pregnant. After being advised that pregnant women shouldn't go on the ride, she got on anyway. Upon putting on the seatbelt, her 'belly' began to cry and scream. In another incident, a park employee was working on the iconic Space Mountain ride. One couple in line had a large black duffle bag, which the employee asked them to open because of strange noises coming from it. After refusing, security were called and a six-month old baby was discovered crying inside.
