"Stop! No! Stop!" The sounds of a serious case of domestic violence? Or the effects of a boyfriend's stink bomb? One concerned neighbour called the police when she heard a violent altercation coming from next door. In between screams of "Stop! No!" was a repeated loud noise. A gun, perhaps? A bum gun, actually. When police arrived after the call, they soon discovered the smelly truth. "The female that was inside stated that her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop," the police chief stated. Hilariously, the officers' report states that police then, "Cleared the scene expeditiously." When there's something strange, in the neighbourhood. Who you gunna call? Fart Busters!
3. To Ask A Police Officer On A Date
"Honey I'm going to be honest, I just thought he was cute." All this 45 year old woman just wanted to get laid, and instead she went to prison. The frisky American called 911 asking for the deputy, who had just visited her house on a noise complaint, to return; because she thought he was hot, of course. She told the operator that she didn't have an emergency, but she'd think of something. All she wanted was for them to "throw the cute police back her way". The "cute" deputy returned, and, once he discovered there was no legitimate emergency, he arrested her for misusing 911. Ever heard of UniformDating.com?
