9. You Can't Decide Where On Your Body It Should Go
It's April; summer will soon by upon you and you want a tattoo that will be on show to everyone, just so they can all see how cool and hip you are. Your face would be the ideal place to ensure mass viewings - but that's probably a decision you'll regret for the rest of your life. The back of your leg? But then you can't see it yourself. On your hand? But it's common knowledge that hand and foot tattoos fade the fastest due to skin regeneration because you use those bits the most. Your arm? But what about during winter when you're layered up in woolly jumpers? Your inner wrist appears to be perfect. With your mind made up, it's time to make an appointment.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
