10 Emotional Stages Of Shopping In Primark

1. Bankruptcy (If It Were An Emotion)

£350!? The woman at the till is telling you that one small (well, large) basket of goods is costing you £350!!?? You thought Primark was cheap! Your thought those tiny string pants only cost £1 each! Who cares that you picked up 16 pairs?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. Someone needs to get Primark to lower it's prices; it's killing the economy. Your economy. The economy of your bank account. It's too late; you'll have to pay up. Unless you want to embarass yourself by admitting you can't afford something in Primark. It's all one massive head game. Primark CEOs all over the country are laughing their heads off at you right now. You hate everything about this shop right now. Hang on, look how many great paper bags all your new clothes and accessories have just been neatly packed into! This is wonderful! What a nice touch! Thank you Primark; you're now going to go home, try on everything that you didn't try on in the store because you couldn't be bothered to venture into the fitting rooms while you were actually there, and then probably have to bring everything back tomorrow when you realise most of it isn't half as good as you originally thought.