10. You're Utterly Confused
Have you just walked into the world's largest jumble sale? Or a weird alternate universe where everything is built from neon lycra and overly floral cotton? Are you in a shop that needs some serious managerial help? Oh hang on. You've just accidentally wandered into your local Primark to take shelter from the rain. Let's take a moment to get our bearings. So you've got...three floors. And there's...women's wear on this floor? And the first floor? AND the second floor? But men's wear is also on the second floor. And this floor. OK. But what are all those tights doing on that wall when it points upstairs to the lingerie section? Are tights not lingerie? You're feeling utterly befuddled. You might as well take a closer look.