5. You're Overwhelmed, And Head To The Reduced Section
Your arms are aching from your basket, and you decide to take another breather. You check the time and ohmigod you've been in here an hour and a half already. You haven't even made it to the men's section yet! You can't go home with nothing for boyfriend but a million new outfits for yourself. Oh look, there's the reduced section, for men and women. Surely you can find him something in there without having to go all the way up to the next floor? You're not sure you can take much more. Ah look, a great selection of t-shirts with bizarre logos on. There's a nice navy one with Rowan Atkinson on as Mr Bean. It's only £3! Boyfriend will love this, you're sure. And look at this Christmas jumper! You can get this for him for next year! You're so great at planning ahead. And so thrifty!
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
