10. You Won't Recognise Your Vagina In Thirty Years
Your vagina is just the same as every other part of your body, so of course it's going to change and even wrinkle over time. As you get older, your oestrogen levels will wane, leaving you with a labia that is less plumper than it was a few years ago. It might also turn a slightly different colour to the rest of your skin as the vulva may change into a lighter or darker shade and your clitoris can also shrink. But don't worry, this won't affect your sex life in any way shape, or form. So although you may look a little different, you can still have an epic sex life when you retire...
