8. Your Vagina Can Double In Size When You're Aroused
Your sword holder can fit swords of all shapes and sizes into it rather snugly - unless it's something completely monstrous that will make you cry when the beast has fully unravelled. But basically, your vagina changes in size when you're aroused in order to make you comfortable when you're having sex. The muscles contract and stretch (remember that a baby will eventually come out of there), growing for your pleasure and will then shrink back to its original size afterwards. So the next time he says that he's too big for condoms, call him out on being a liar because your vagina and condoms have the same thing in common - one size really does fit all.
