You didn't think you were going to get all this way and find something pretty, did you? Well, here we have it - probably the most grotesque find in the history of animals entering humans. What's worse is the fact it was self-inflicted. In the most disgusting case of "Don't Try This At Home", a Chinese man inserted a live 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel up his backside, after seeing it done in a porn movie. As you do. The poor, poor eel - desperately trying to find its way out of this pervert's anal regions - chewed through his colon, perforated his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. Surgeons managed to extract the eel from his guts, which were bleeding internally, and save both parties' lives. Apparently, the eel didn't stay around for pillow-talk. Hopefully you won't be feeling too itchy, nauseous or generally traumatised after reading that. Do let us know your thoughts in the comments below.
