1. Anti-Flatulence Underpants
Finally, the secret to a happy and peaceful cohabitance. Not only are these bad boys widely available on the internet, but they are probably a lot more stylish than some of the discount store underwear readily available. Locking away moisture and packing a carbon filter to absorb any foul smells you may emit, the underpants come with a replacement filter, and are allegedly perfect as a treat for yourself or as a gift. I would probably be very careful about who you buy them for as a gift. No more holding your breath as your eyes start to water, no more blaming the dog-how could this invention not claim the number one spot on a list crammed with the useful, the unhinged and the plain crazy?