Roar! I am a man, I made fire, pointy sticks, rudimentary tools and the wheel. All on my own, honest, no help from women... okay so we all know that's a load of rubbish. The stereotype of manly manliness is quickly dying a death though, replaced by styles of the metrosexual or the 14 year-old boy. Justin Bieber, One Direction, or any number of other androgynous half-breeds - these are what's touted as the next generation's pin-ups and models to aspire to. Sure we still don't have it as bad as the female of the species - where it seems the message is 'be thin or count slimming points until you die trying' - but more and more the hairy-chested and rough-handed man of yesteryear is being forgotten. If your shoulders are wider than a child's coat-hanger then don't bother trying to find a well-fitting shirt. Have you got about as much shape as a soup sandwich? Then forget about ever being comfortable in a suit. Cosmetics like men's moisturisers, male face-packs and manicures, guy-liner and even hand cream....something has to be done. So in homage to the character Howard Beale from the 1976 film 'Network' there must be a collective voice bellowing across the streets; "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" If you're in need of reminding just how much of a man's man you truly are, how about tackling this list?