It's said that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer....but he has never cried. He once urinated into the diesel tank of a Freightliner cab-over-engine Class 8 truck....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. And that whilst Jesus was said to have walked on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Yes, the man who counted to infinity - twice - has to stand as the exemplar of all that is manliness. He has likely done just about everything in this list - probably even the shark - and done it sporting that glorious beard. If you search the internet for Chuck Norris, you will mostly find facts such as there not being a theory of evolution, only animals Chuck Norris allows to live. It's actually difficult to find genuine Chuck Norris info, with the meme being all powerful. After all, Chuck Norris does not sleep...he waits. However there is one thing on this list Chuck can never do, and it is also the concluding item on this list....
I'm a 26 year old Welsh psychology graduate working in PR & Journalism. I enjoy writing, films, TV, games, sport, philosophy, psychology and mixing them all together. I occupy time and cyberspace on twitter @simcolluk
