10 Mean Ways To Break Up With Someone

2. Getting Your Mum To Do It

Mothers are great, aren't they? They've always got your back, will lend you a sympathetic ear when you most need it, and always help you out should you call in a favour. "Mum, I need you to go round to Kerry and tell her I can't be with her anymore. Oh, and please can you bring my stuff back with you?" While we'd like to think most mum's would tell their son to do their own dirty work, no doubt there's been at least one mother in the history of break ups who actually did go round and announce to Kerry that her son no longer loved him. And returned all of the X Men DVDS and comics to their rightful owner. Let's hope those mum's get great Mother's Day Presents.
 
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