1. During Sex
"Yes! Yes! I'm coming! It's happening! Oh my god! This is amazing...oh wow, I can't believe you just did that...but hang on, I need to tell you something. Luke, I don't want to be with you anymore" Seriously? Do people actually do this? Could there be anything meaner than stealing an orgasm from someone who loves you and then ending the relationship? These people are going directly to Satan's lair. Forget that you've just had sexy time and figured you were in love - hello, Luke is naked at this moment in time! No one deserves to be broken up with when they've got no clothes on! It's downright cruel. (Let's hope Luke got to orgasm BEFORE the break up. Otherwise he might end up having a crymax as well as a newly single relationship status...)
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
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