If you're feeling flush and want to send your relationship off with a big fanfare, tell your S.O that you've bought tickets for a surprise holiday trip to the Philippines. Drive yourself and your unsuspecting S.O to the airport. Get through airport security. Have a couple of drinks together in the airport lounge. Maybe splash some cash in duty free. At your flight announcement, hand your S.O their ticket and lead them by the hand to the check in gates. Walk together to the airplane doors. At the doors, tell them you have to run - and then literally run away. Back to the runway. Text them saying it's over, and they're currently on a way way trip to the Philippines alone. And if you want to get dramatic about it, stand on the runway and waving at their crying face as the plane takes off in a manner not dissimilar to Pochahontas waving goodbye to John Smith.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
