There are plenty of people out there who'd get an old-school Nokia just so they could have Snake on it. But in 2006 Vertu - whose phones seem to get more repulsive the more expensive they get - got the wrong end of the stick with that information, when they stuck a ruby cobra on a knock-off Nokia 7250. The cobra is made up of 439 rubies, one pear-cute diamond, one... Do we even need to go into the details any more? It's loaded up with a whole load of expensive stones that belong in Scooge McDuck's vault, not on a phone that looks like it's been time-machined from 2001. Mercifully, only 8 models of the phone were ever made. To top of all that's wrong about this device, it doesn't even have Snake or Snake II on it. A missed opportunity on a phone with a goddam cobra on it...
Gamer, Researcher of strange things.
I'm a writer-editor hybrid whose writings on video games, technology and movies can be found across the internet. I've even ventured into the realm of current affairs on occasion but, unable to face reality, have retreated into expatiating on things on screens instead.