10 Most Hilarious Amazon Reviews Ever

4. ADIDAS World Cup Football

Reviewed by Robert Green 'Goalkeeper Extraordinaire'

€œThis ball is a complete disgrace. I am like the third best goalkeeper in England and I can€™t even stop this thing. A buddy of mine kicked a slow roller to me and I completely muffed it in front of billions of people. Now people in my country will never forgive me for this. And it wasn't even my fault! IT WAS THE BALL!!! It dipped and swerved and I could only get my fingertips on it. I hate this ball. Now James will be the goalkeeper for England but I bet he can€™t stop this thing either. It€™s like impossible.€

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