10 Most Stunning Things Ever Said On The Joe Rogan Experience
3. "It's Either Blue Cheese With Wings Or Go F*ck Your Mother" - Joey Diaz #219
One of the most frequent guests in the history of the JRE, watching any episode featuring the Cuban stand-up comic Joey "Coco" Diaz is almost guaranteed to leave you in fits of raucous laughter. Few other people on planet earth are as gifted at airing their grievances in such a hilarious manner.
Diaz refined his craft as a comedian by delivering monologues to his fellow prisoners during his time incarcerated for kidnapping in the late 80s, getting experience working in front of quite literally a tough crowd. After befriending Rogan following his release, Joey has become one of the best JRE guests thanks to his hysterically passionate tirades about the most ordinary things.
However, of all the classic quotables Diaz has remarked on the podcast, none have become quite as iconic as his rant about wings from episode 219 way back in 2012. After expressing his outright contempt for ranch dressing, Diaz muttered the now-immortal line:
"I hate that f*cking ranch sh*t. Don't put it close to me, don't put it around me. It's either blue cheese with wings or go f*ck your mother."