10 Myths Parents Tell Their Children

7. If You Watch Too Much Television Your Eyes Will Go Square

I€™m in my thirties now and I think I have spent about 29 years of that time watching television. Despite this, my eyes are not square and my eyesight is still good enough to spot when a salesman is coming to the door with plenty of time to spare to grab my bag of chips and dive behind the sofa. No, too much television does not make your eyes go square, rather it just completely skews your perception of reality, which is much more dangerous. Just ask 99% of the deluded fools who turn up on America€™s Got Talent.
 
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Mike was once able to go a whole day using sporting cliches and famous film quotations for language. He enjoys gaming, watching football, international cinema and Hollywood blockbusters.