6. Your Mum And Dad Had You Because They Loved Each Other Very Much
No, more than likely the night you were conceived your parents were drunk. Some variation on the fact that Wendys were doing a 2 for 1 offer on burgers and the local bar had a happy hour going on. Overall, it was a good night and all things being equal, your mums defences had dropped due to the fact that your dad actually appeared to be listening to her and had finally agreed to sing karaoke. As for dad, after those four beers and six tequilas he really thought your mum was a stunner. But dont be despondent. They think you are alright and although they will never forgive you for ruining their social life, they still have every hope that you will, eventually, make something of your life.
Mike was once able to go a whole day using sporting cliches and famous film quotations for language. He enjoys gaming, watching football, international cinema and Hollywood blockbusters.
