10 Myths Parents Tell Their Children

3. Women Will Like You For Your Personality

No, women like handsome, successful, strong, fit men with accents and lots of money. As most kids in school don€™t have all of these traits, I noticed that the girls in my school tended to like boys who held my head in an arm lock or used to hang around streets throwing stones at passing buses. Yeah, I could make them laugh and being able to burp the national anthem was a real hit, but when it came to swapping spit at the end of the school disco, personality counted for nothing.
 
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Mike was once able to go a whole day using sporting cliches and famous film quotations for language. He enjoys gaming, watching football, international cinema and Hollywood blockbusters.