10 New Year’s Resolutions There’s Absolutely No Point Making

4. Save More Money

Wolf Of Wall Street 600x300 This is all well and good but if you€™re trying to get fit and lose the blubber, you€™re (apparently) going to have to pay for an expensive gym membership. If you€™re looking to eat healthier, the cost of organic, free-range, nutritional food isn€™t at all comparable to scoffing on a bag of chips for dinner from the local Pizza Lunatic (or whatever late night pizza shops call themselves nowadays). And while you genuinely believe that saving up all your money for a rainy day is a good thing, due to increased global temperatures it€™s becoming a far warmer and wetter climate therefore increasing the potential of more regular rainy days in the future. So basically you€™d be spending more than you saved. Which defeats the point in the first place. Anyway, you€™ll probably have far more fun using your hard-earned money to buy takeaway food, alcohol and cigarettes. When You€™ll Abandon It: when you realise you don€™t earn enough.
 
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Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.