10 New Year’s Resolutions There’s Absolutely No Point Making
3. Learn A New Language
Believe it or not, this is quite a popular resolution to make despite the majority of people in the English speaking world not really giving a toss either way about learning the lingo of another land. But its a mightily impressive string to add to your bow. And if you persevere with and master a language, your general sexiness will automatically double overnight. However, unless you want to learn and teach in a different country, or are most likely - on the run from the law, starting from scratch with an entire new language doesnt bear thinking about. The reason for this is because it involves loads of hard work. And no-one in their right mind wants to put extra effort into embarking on a linguistic hobby that theyll end up binning off when they mispronounce a foreign word and end up making it sound like an unspeakable part of the anatomy. Plus, all the best songs are lyrically English, and you probably still only possess a four year olds vocabulary anyway so its best you focus your efforts on negotiating your native tongue. When Youll Abandon It: you wont even start it.
Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.
