1. You HATE 'My Humps' By The Black Eyed Peas
And any other pop culture song which glorifies women with giant breasts. Because this is why society thinks boobs are great! It's all your fault, Will.I.Am! Did you ever hear a song where the singer crooned about how wonderful it was to have a lover who looked like a male? Or where a rapper angrily spouted his admiration for his b**ch who had nothing to show in the boob department whatsoever? No, you did not. Maybe you'll write one yourself on behalf of every other flat chested woman out there. "All my homies in the club, Put the liquor on da ice, My chick, she just arrived, Her non-boobs are looking nice..."