10 Problems Only Flat Chested Girls Will Understand

2. Your Friends Are Quick To Point Out That You've Bought A New Bra

That double take they do when you walk into their house with more boob on display than usual cuts deep. And despite their compliments at how curvy it makes you look (ha, yeah right) you know they're just feeling smug because their own C cups are full to the brim with enviable boob. They can't imagine what it was like to have to stuff Kleenex down your bra at a school disco just to make your sequinned dress look like it had a human inside it. Nor do they know the way you've eyed up their own rack (not in a creepy way) and wished that just for one day you could swap lives so you would have something to fill all those lovely bras on offer which you'll never be able to buy.