10 Problems Only Flat Chested Girls Will Understand

10. You're Still Asking The Question "When Are They Going To Grow?"

It's a query you've had since you were twelve and your more developed best friend rolled into middle school wearing a bra from Tammy Girl, which actually had some boob in it. You were so excited: this is what your chest will be like soon! So exciting to be a pre-teen with all these hopes and dreams! Three years later and you're fifteen, and it seems every single friend now has breasts except you, and you're coming to the realisation that maybe your chest has something wrong with it. You take yourself off to the doctor in secret who tells you you're probably a late bloomer, and girl's bodies continue to change up until age 18. You wake up on your 18th birthday, look down, see you haven't received a hamper of boobs as a present, and promptly burst into tears. Your mum tells you not to worry, they'll blow up like crazy when you're older and decide to have a baby. You spend the rest of your days reassuring yourself that you're a flat chested lady, and you're totally ok with it.