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5. You Haven't Forgotten The Taunts Of 'Ironing Board' At School

Katrina Bowden American Pie The echo's of those horrible boys still linger in your ears from year's eight and nine. You'll never be rid of the memory from that time in science class when the leader of the boys pinged the strap of your bra and asked you why you were wearing it. Followed by various other boys asking you if you liked ironing. Which you didn't understand. And only understood when one of your more sympathetic friends took you aside and explained to you that due to your lack of curvature in the boob area, the boys had taken it upon themselves to tease you about it until something new came along. Oh the shame.
 
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