10 Problems Only Flat Chested Girls Will Understand

4. No Man Will Ever Stare At Your Pancake Chest In A Sleazy Way

And you're surprisingly upset about this. Just because you haven't got a rack doesn't mean your chest isn't beautiful. Your best friend constantly complains about how she has men staring into her cleavage when she's out ("You wouldn't believe how close his face was to falling right down inside them") but you wonder if actually she's quite lucky. You'd love to grow a chest that could be ogled over. No one ever beeps their car horn at you either when you're walking down the street. Probably because they've looked right past you thinking you were a lamp post or something instead.