10 Problems Only Nightclub Promo Girls Will Understand

8. Everyone In Town Knows Who You Are

It's almost like being famous - but not quite. "Hey, you're that girl who works in that bar in town!" says someone while you're getting your hair cut. Sigh; yup, thats you, known for your wild shot glass juggling skills and red lipstick somehow lures all the men over to you when you're handing out two-for-one vouchers on pints of beer. Or at least you think it's the lipstick. There will always be a couple of young guys (usually students) who await your arrival every Friday and Saturday night, who pretend they know you in front of all their other friends to look cool, but actually have no idea what your name is and refer to you as 'our promo girl'. Suckers.