10 Problems Only Nightclub Promo Girls Will Understand

7. Selling Shots For A Pound Is Just Part Of The Job

You spend at least ten minutes of every hour washing your hands, to rid your skin of the stickiness which seems to cling to you every time you sell a shot from your shot belt. You go home each night smelling of spilt liquor; in fact, you've become quite accustomed to it. And it's easy to sell them (and in some nightclubs, your manager will give you commission at the end of the night if you've sold loads). It's simple: pull your skirt higher, undo a couple of buttons on your shirt, and offer to pour the shot into the man's mouth (because it's always a bloody man, isn't it?) You wonder, maybe it is prostitution a little bit? Still, you always end with an empty bottle and a pocket full of tips. So it's not all bad.