10 Problems Only People From Gondor Will Understand

8. Your Major City Is Ridiculous

Yeah it looks good but EVERYTHING is uphill which, whilst undeniably good for the thighs and calves, is generally an absolute nightmare.

Also it€™s very easy to get lost in when you are drunk, which you are all the time because there is literally NOTHING to do.

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