10 Problems Only People From Gondor Will Understand

7. Your Sigil Is Rubbish

A good symbol goes a long way. Rohan gets a majestic horse; the elves get a useful compass, and the armies of Saruman get a very menacing red hand.

And what do you get? A white tree. That does nothing.

Also it is dying.

As sigils go, this is about as intimidating as an earthworm.

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