10 Problems Only People From Gondor Will Understand

3. You're At War All The Time

Like, constantly.

Your capital city has been an absolute dive for thousands of years, and you still have to defend it from people with names like €˜Gothmog€™ and €˜The Witch King€™.

And just when you think you€™re alright, that war mongering wizard idiot rides into town and gets everyone all riled up by upsetting your steward and riding round the streets of your city recklessly and well above the speed limit.

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