10 Problems Only People From Gondor Will Understand

4. The "King" Has Lost The Plot

Firstly, he's a king in the same way that Elvis was a king. As in, not at all.

He talks like how you would imagine an evil wizard might narrate inside his own head. Oh, and also he keeps making you ride to your death with absolutely no possible chance of victory while he messily eats way too much food on his own in his palace.