9. The Unbearable Pressure Of Finding The One
The one party dress, that is. If you are going to keep this facade going that being single is ACE, then you have to look the bomb. It needs to be sexy and confident, but not tarty or try-hard, with enough leg, but not too much boob, in a complementary and stand-out shade, but not too garish - got that covered? So basically, if you save up to afford a stylist with an eye for making you look exactly like the love child of Queen Bey, Kim K and K-Mids, then that'd be great. You slowly realise that's never gonna happen. Cue the changing room breakdown.