10. The Plus One Invite To The Work Christmas Party
A super cute mini air punch is seen over in the distance from Daisy the receptionist. The bile starts to rise as you realise what is happening. It's the office Christmas party again. You open the email and you're met with the fab news that all other halves are invited. Cue the questions over the coffee machine as those happy chappies with their husbands, wives, nondetachable limpets and cling-on lovers start prying you for info as regards who you'll be bringing. No one? Oh. Riiiight, well I'll get going just over here then *quickly steps away*.