10 Problems You'll Only Know If You Date An Intellectual

10. It's Impossible To Watch A Film Together

Because all your S.O wants to do is criticise the film and find major plot holes and tell you interesting facts about each actor. So what if the title 'Die Hard' doesn't translate well into other languages. Sometimes you just want to sit back and enjoy Bruce Willis running around in a wife beater shooting the bad guys. You're not bothered that in Spain, the movie was retitled as 'The Glass Jungle', or that in Serbia, it was known as 'Die Manly' and in Hungary it was inexplicably known as 'Give Your Life Expensive' (Ok, the Hungary one is quite funny - but is it really going to enhance your life knowing these strange titbits of information?)
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).