10 Problems You'll Only Know If You Date An Intellectual

9. They're An Expert On Every Candidate During Election Time

Boring, you think, as they go on about each party and each leader and each supposedly corrupt policy. It's Friday night and you want to go out: instead you're sat here watching the 2015 live debate instead of drinking gin and tonics and playing raucous drinking games with your friends. You want to throw away all the party advertisements that come through your letter box; they want to read everything at least once before you chuck it out. On the plus side, they're very good at breaking down each party for you. Election time this year should be a whizz.