10 Problems You'll Only Know If You Date An Intellectual

7. You Feel Judged Every Time You Read The Mirror

But why? It's still news, right? And it's got that great 3am section with all the latest celebrity updates. How will you find out what Justin Bieber's latest mistake has been if you don't buy The Mirror? And what about Dear Coleen? Where will you get your problem page fix if you start reading The Guardian? And your daily horoscope? You NEED these things in your life You just love the tabloids. Just because your intellectual other loves his broadsheets doesn't mean you're not worthy of his adoration. And it's fine - his newspaper at breakfast is so big he probably can't even see over it to what paper you've picked up anyway.