10 Problems You'll Only Know If You Date An Intellectual

6. You Can't Buy A Horror Novel Without Feeling Guilty

A trip to Waterstones turns into a panicky moral dilemma as you hover indecisively between the James Herbert shelves and the philosophy section. You know where your S.O would be - gracefully and joyfully perusing the works of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle - but all you want is a new copy of Rats because yours is so tatty, and maybe a few new Stephen King novels. You love trashy horror - and you're proud of it. But you know the look on your partner's face when you get home is going to be one of low judgement. Maybe you'll buy a small Greek Philosophy paperback (do they even exist?) and put it on your bookshelf to collect dust just to make yourself feel a bit more clever.
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).