10 Problems You'll Only Know If You Date An Intellectual

4. They Love Telling You Everything That's Wrong With Society

Usually when you're just about to fall asleep. And of course you're going to listen - don't they always listen to you when you go on a hysterical spiel about how you saw a muntjac deer on someone's driveway in an URBAN AREA? Sometimes though, it's quite hard to feign interest when it's one in the morning and you've got work the next day and they won't stop complaining about the elitist rich and the money-grabbing poor. Or rather, to have an answer to their never-ending questions about the world. You wish you could make it better but you can't. So you listen and hope that'll make the earth a kinder place.
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).