10 Problems You'll Only Know If You Date An Intellectual

5. You Wish You Could Join In With The Debate About Jazz Music But You Have Nothing To Add To The Conversation

It always happens when they've been drinking. For example; you've both been to a house party with your friends. The night's flown by, you're pretty drunk, and suddenly it's got to that time where a lot of people have left and gone home, and a few of you are still lingering, sitting around with whiskeys or whatever other alcohol makes you feel opulent. And for some reason, the conversation turns to jazz music in Britain and whether it can ever be truly free of it's American origins. And a massive debate ensues between your S.O and whoever else is feeling wise enough to come back at them with a solid argument. That person certainly isn't you. What do you know about Jazz? Only that it's a whole lot of fun to listen to. The debate goes on for what seems like hours, and you content yourself with a big glass of G and T and hope no punches will be thrown.