10 Real Life Versions Of Cartoon Characters That Will Ruin Your Childhood

6. Super Mario

If Mario was real, that is one creepy plumber I wouldn't want knocking at my door. The porn 'tache, those predatory eyes and that grimacing smile. Oh sorry, you might not have seen all that for his MASSIVE NOSE. Now just picture this man launching himself over turtles and venus fly traps... oh god it's hysterical.

5. Johnny Bravo

Whoa, mama. Someone needs to see a doctor. If this guy was throwing out his usual buckets of perverted charm in real life; you'd run faster than Usain Bolt leading a herd of antelope. Come and get him ladies, he's yours for the takin'.

4. Bert From Sesame Street

"Say, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?" Grab your pitchforks, sh*t just got freaky. Of all the fictional characters in this world, never have we envisioned Bert as a real human man. And now, you can't unsee it. The monobrow, the scary bug eyes, fluffy tuft and bulbous nose are all there: but once there's skin and frown lines thrown in the mix, things get a little haunting.

3. Homer Simpson

Oh hello there, NIGHTMARES, what are you doing here? There's probably more people that know what the cartoon Homer Simpson looks like than they do the President of America; so when you see him like this it is truly disturbing. Imagine popping into Moe's Tavern for a pint and seeing this medical abomination downing Duff beers at the bar. Do. Not. Like.