Holy mother of buttmunch. These are not mugshots from a recent episode of Crimewatch: this is Beavis and Butthead in the most alarming human form. Special effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick made these lifelike models; complete with trademark AC/DC and Metalicca shirts, zits and protruding jaws. If they remade the show with these as actors, there'd be a considerable amount of the population unable to sleep at night. Uhuhuhuhu, my eyes, huhuhu.
1. Spongebob Squarepants And Patrick Star
That's it. Kill us now. We've seen it all and we don't want to live on this planet anymore. The world of Bikini Bottom is a terrifying place. These characters, did they exist outside toon-town, would be the most scary-ass creatures ever to exist. Spongebob is a talking sponge, for crying out loud. Let's imagine that: a talking sponge with buck teeth, manic eyes and a blood boiling voice. His vicious mood swings would be the result of his serious addiction to methamphetamine, whereas the dopey Patrick's giggling ways and constant munchies would be from smoking too many bongs. Just look at the world they live in - flipping burgers under the sea, crabs giving birth to killer whales and snails that meow. It's all one huge, frightening trip. Think about that next time you're tuned into Nickelodeon. Have fun, kids.
