10 Reasons It's Way Better To Be A Dog Dad
8. Your Dog Will Never Scream At You When You Turn Off Cartoons
"I want SpongeBob! Put SpongeBob back on now! I HATE YOU!" That's what you get as a dad 364 days out of the year if you try to watch the game while your little brat is falling asleep to cartoons. The messed up thing is that they don't even like SpongeBob SquarePants, but they apparently like you even less and refuse to let you enjoy the simple pleasure of watching sports.
Now look over at the dog. He doesn't care even a little bit. He has no problem watching sports with you all day (even though he was right in the middle of a Baywatch marathon when you plopped down on the coach and swiped the remote), and he'll even feign excitement when you start cheering.
Man, dogs are the best.