10 Reasons It's Way Better To Be A Dog Dad
9. Your Dog Can Poop Right At the Park And Nobody Will Say A Word
Pooping is natural. Everybody poops. There are entire books dedicated to the topic, in fact. So it makes sense that no one bats an eye when your labrador shows up at the dog park and immediately drops a deuce in plain view of everyone else and everyone else's dogs.
But now swap out the part of the pooper, replacing your furry pup with a fussy toddler, and now all of a sudden people are staring and retching and threatening to call the authorities. They don't even give you a chance to pick it up with the oversized baggies you brought just for this occurrence.
It's an unfortunate double standard, but one that favors doggy daddies in a big way.