10 Reasons Zombies Don't Make Sense

2. People Have Weapons - Like This Leg Gun

America and its guns aside, people have more than enough weapons to take on the undead. There are knives, scissors, ceramic ashtrays, and your kid's Louisville slugger in the basement. Grab some hairspray and matches, and light the zombies on fire. They€™ll spread it to the rest of the horde and kill themselves. Humans produce a plethora of chemicals, sharp implements and actual weapons, so it€™s ridiculous to think that we couldn€™t fight back. Anyone who€™s played Dead Rising has an immediate advantage. Even Taissa Farmiga, as tiny as she is, slew multiple zombies with a chainsaw in American Horror Story. Moreover, governments have soldiers, rockets, drones and nukes. If the swarm became too strong drone strikes would ensue. It can be guaranteed that the Mossad will not be taken down in real life like they were in World War Z. Even Canada has Special Forces troops. Their Joint Task Force 2 has been in Afghanistan, Bosnia, and supposedly assisted with the rescue of the British and Canadian Peacemaking Team in Iraq in 2006. Though both the English and American governments confirmed their presence, Canada has not confirmed the claim. Still, if Canada has those badasses, what is everyone else hiding?
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Hailing from the sandiest of Southern states, Susan enjoys horror films and comic books. She writes many things, but mostly wrongs.