2. Wolverines Are Also Called Skunk Bears
Wolverine is known for being the bees knees. When the X-Men films started to come out, Fox had its choice of dozens of well developed characters to choose from and a hundred interesting stories as well, but Fox clearly decided the idea of Wolverine stabbing things was much better. The guy kills with his bare hands, chugs alcohol like he heard prohibition is in the works, and dry humps every woman of Marvel despite the movies painting him to be love struck with only Jean Grey. He's basically James Bond and Jaws mushed together, but also with invincibility: with heightened senses, and a ridiculous healing ability, there's very little wrong with being Logan. Except that he smells. Wolverines secrete scents from their anal glands to mark their path, which got them the nickname "skunk bear," which is clearly not quite as catchy a moniker, but it might explain why Wolverine got so angry with those hunters for hurting a bear in the beginning of The Wolverine. Wolverines have also been known at times to gorge themselves on food, vomit and continue eating, so Wolverine probably has an eating disorder.
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