10 Revelations That Will Make You See Iconic Screen Superheroes Very Differently

8. A Hawk's Mating Ritual Is Loud And Annoying

Hawkeye doesn't have any actual powers, but he's in all sorts of good shape; as a case in point, the bow he uses needs two hundred and fifty pounds of force to use, so he definitely has considerable strength as hawk talons do. Obviously, he couldn't hold his own against the likes of the Hulk or Thor, but what he lacks in actual powers, he makes up for in sex appeal and the ability to glower intensely. Let's be honest, Hawkeye is probably fighting off more than the affections of just Black Widow (who definitely has a secret thing going with him) - but you have to suspect that any ladies interested in making sweet Hawk love probably hasn't spent the time looking up the mating ritual of hawks, which basically involves a lot of flying and shrieking. Eventually when he takes her out, the lucky object of Eye's attention thinks she is going to be courted with flowers and stories of bravery and possibly get to touch Iron Man's armourm, but she'll be surprised to see Hawkeye start flying around her screeching wildly to "impress" her. But then, Hawkeye might not be so keen to mate with Black Widow knowing that she might well eat him afterwards, or that if she doesn't, their unholy children will be cannibalistic and most will end up eaten by their delightful little siblings.