10 Revelations That Will Make You See Iconic Screen Superheroes Very Differently
5. Cat Urine Glows Under A Black Light
In Batman Returns, Michelle Pfeiffer squeezed into a leather suit using a jack hammer and turned Catwoman into the hottest woman in a superhero movie since Lois Lane in Superman whose sexiest get up was a pants suit. No competition. Later in the movie, Batman tries and fails to convince Selina to run away with him instead of killing her boss Max Shreck. So what if she decided to run off with Batman? Cats have been domesticated for hundreds of years, so surely a woman who mimics a cat wouldn't have too many secrets; plus she's agile like a cat, so the bedroom possibilities will definitely outweigh any weird stuff that may be going on back at her place. What Bruce doesn't realise is Selina Kyle may have picked up a few more of the less sexy feline traits, like bringing him half-dead tokens of love. Eventually, inevitably, the pair will split because of all of the screaming half-eaten frogs, and Batman will no doubt learn at some point that cats also leave more of a legacy than can necessarily be seen with the human eye, and flip on his black light sensor in his helmet to see the tell-tale fluorescent sprays of cat urine pretty much covering every inch of Wayne Manor.
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